Im so cooked bro

When I was growing up--wait, literally just yesterday, my parents said that going to a good college was the foundation for everything else: undergrad MATTERS. Everything. word-for-word. 

Yeah, you know, it sounds good and all, but do you also know what it sounds like?

It sounds like THEY'RE TRYING TO GET RID OF US! ONCE AND FOR ALL, AND TO NEVER COME BACK! 

Guys, they're starting to get tired of us SOUND THE ALARMS they're onto us fr. They know who we are.